1. Don't listen to anyone else's rules. Only mine count. ('Me' is A-Tyr, NOT ZIM, AND NOT KILA. AND NOT JUMBA!!)
2. DON'T ACT LIKE A RETARD! Zim this means you.
3. Don't flame people! Especially me (A-Tyr), for I am the admin, and I deserve your respect, goshdarnit!
4. Don't be nice to Zim. Really. You'll just encourage him.
5. DON'T- HACK- INTO- THE- BOARD- AND- MAKE- YOURSELF- AN ADMIN!!!!
6. WHEN WE BAN YOU DON'T HACK YOUR WAY INTO COMING BACK!!!!!
7. Pokemon. Yeah, well... I'm the admin, and I don't like Pokemon.
8. ZIM IS NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ANY REFERENCE TO BEING ATTRACTIVE!!!! HE'S JUST NOT!!!
9. Zim had a stupid rule here about not bothering him. I'm taking that out.
10. No one is allowed to post naked pictures of the other members.
11. Zim's rules still don't count.
12. Please don't draw anything insanely creepy, some of us do want to sleep at night.
13. Please don't post anything if you're high... be it high on sugar, caffiene or any illegal substance... high in any way at all. THIS INCLUDES THE DEMENTED CARTOON MOVIE. Golly.
14. NO EATING PEOPLE! Golly...
15. KILA IS NOT ALLOWED TO POST ANY LINKS TO ANYTHING!
16. ZIM. ISN'T. EITHER.
17. Don't break Zim's bones, he has enough problems. (Kila's idea, but I agree, bone-breaking goes a bit too far. Actually, don't break ANYONE'S bones.)
18. Seriously, it's not really that funny anyway... too cliche.
19. DON'T blow up XR. DON'T!!!!
20. No one's allowed to edit Zim's posts to make him say he has a crush on someone, or edit MY posts to say I'm telling people to blow me up. It's not funny and Grey has permission to eat you if you do that.
21. No Swapper.

Ever.
22. Don't shoot Frasier.

None of these rules apply to Chuck Norris.