KLEMEN on the TOUR, interviews and updates!

[klementyna sweitoslawa walesa]

"hello eveyrone out there in web world! this is klemen walesa
coming at you with the hottest interviews from them hottest
people ever and tour updates!"

[klementyna sweitoslawa walesa]

“hello! today we are here with zephyr cale, the guitarist of explosion of flavor. thank you for agreeing to an interview, i’m sure the fans can’t wait to see what you think about tour so far. so, what is different about this tour than others that you have been on?”
"Umm... we go around the world? That's pretty awesome -yawns- supposedly its for a good cause. Ask any band on tour if they know what causes this tour supports and they'll probably say to try drugs from around the world. Or ask you what a cause is."

“well, those are some interesting views *scratches head* let's get on to the next question. do you believe that this tour is getting explosion of flavor the coverage that it wanted to be known in the states?”
"Pfft fuck yeah, they love us. I'm from San Francisco, so we're bigger on the west coast. But in general, everyone loves us because we're the only band that all members have crazy amazing tits."

“fans, from what i have heard, her statement is very true, they have amazing tits. what is the worst thing about tour? i know i’ve been missing my mom like crazy, but i know it’s not the same with everyone.”
"My mother disowned me, so she can go rot in hell... -coughs- Umm... lets just say the worst part for me personally involves a certain singer, a certain drummer, and a certain russian who need to stop getting high/drunk/horny/"

“let's hope some things get better for you there. here is a question from caitlin in paris. you are known for your different fashion sense, what would you do if you saw girls everywhere trying to copy your style?”
"Finally, something I can answer. I've always been unique about my style, and I guess imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. I encourage people to have their own style though, and wear clothes like you don't give a shit about what other people think about it. At least that's what I do. That's my style of clothing."

“i would have to say your style is very nice, i wish i had the guts to pull it off, but no ne could pull it off quite like you there zeffie. who would you say is the hottest musician on tour, and you can’t say yourself.”
"Well fuck, who else am I supposed to say then? Umm... there are some pretty gorgeous people on tour. I'd have to say either Mitch, Cade, or the singer I mentioned above. Yeah, maybe the singer I mentioned before in the other question."

“very nice picks. now, who on this tour do you think should just leave?”
"I'm going to be flat out honest with this one. Joss the merch girl for Rainbow Razorblades hates her job, takes it out on everyone, and says she's going to quit. She's just a bitch, and she should just leave. No one except our merch kid Cody wants her here"

“hating your job can get you no where. on tour, what is your favorite band?”
"explosions of flavor, no shit! i've been a fan of break the ice though, they come in a close second."

“again, amazing picks. i have to be a fan girl and say i love your music and would say you girl are up at the top of my list. here is another fan question. it is from abby in new york. do you think you will still be apart of the band even with a bun in the oven?”
"Abby from New York? Fuck you. But anyways, Gabi and Alex would kill me if I quit. and they would kidnap the kid so I would come with them. So yeah, it takes a lot more than just that to keep me away from my girls. Believe me, after being on a cramped bus and dealing with PMS and tampons and break ups and sleeping with someone's boyfriend, nothing could keep us apart."

[b]"well, there you have it, straight from the mouth of zephyr cale, mitch and cade are the hottest on tour, and she will not be leaving the band. i am probably like many of you out there and am happy to hear that. congrats zeffie!"

[klementyna sweitoslawa walesa]

“hello! today we are here with Nathaniel Dewey, the bassist of Break the Ice. so, what is different about this tour than others that you have been on?”

Hey, don't forget I'm the backup vocalist too!;] But yeah....hm, what's different. Well, there's a lot more drama on this tour than tours previously. Like A LOT more. Let's just leave it at that.

“i have been haering about all of the drama, it sounds crazy. so far, what word would you use to describe the tour? also, what song would you use to describe it?”

See now that's my type of question. This tour is so Arthurian and, before you ask, I refuse to explain what I mean by that. Song wise...hm, well I was talking with this kid the other day about music and he introduced me to this song. A lot of people probably know it already. It's called "Slam Crunk" by Holiday Parade. It's a mash-up of a bunch of Rap song's covered by this reeeeallly white band. It's the mash up, and the fact these hardcore words are being delivered by this usually love song singing vocalist. This tour is changing the way all of the bands are. Not always for the best, but it sure can be catchy while they're going through the process. I'm probably thinking too deeply into it though.

“i have actually heard that song and i understand what your saying. i didn't know many of the band personaly before this tour, but friends are saying they're changing now that they're on tour. what is the worst thing about tour to you?”

Oh, I definitely hate the fact that everything we do is under a microscope. It really begins to effect the way you interact with your friends. I mean the littlest of things get blown out of proportion. The stress is just really fucking irritating, ya'know? I mean I know I have said things that I would never say to my friends if we hadn't been under the constant scrutiny of reporters and photographers.

“well it is actually their job, but i do understand we should lay of off it a bit. i know i’m dying to know, what are your personal hygiene tips for tour? how do you survive living on a bus for so long?”

Never.shower. Hahaha, just joking. Don't be so high maintence. I know there's some girls on this tour that still make themselves up just to go out and get something to eat. If you go on stage, let the make up crew do what they need, other than that learn to live with the fact a majority of the time you will not look 100 percent beautiful. I mean, come on, the more shit you put in your hair the sooner you need to wash it. With the way we're moving around, you have to learn to put it off and improvise with body sprays and sponge baths.

“ok, i will have to follow these word of advice, even thouhg i give up on my hair most mornings and just brush it and i'm done. who would you say is the hottest musician on tour, and you can’t say yourself.”

Oh damn, really? But I am just so fucking hot. Hm...Musician. That blows, because musicians have big heads and take what you say to heart. That's how egos get so huge. With Rainbow Razorblades Assistant not in the running....I'd have to say either Break the Ice's own Cade Hull or Blaise Taylor from Devil's Heroes. Both are really fucking talented at music, which is instantly hot, and have hot bods. Of course Cade can never know this. He'll kill me for telling the world what he's hiding under those gangbanger clothes of his. And yes, fangirls out there, I get to see him naked sometimes. It comes with the being on tour thing.

“well, i have heard that cade is pretty hot, but i've never seen his hot bod, i guess that's a goal for me on tour. blaise taylor is also a hottie, i would have to say. is there any special news about the band that you are able to share with us?”

Umm....Well, it's kind of impromptu and not exactly OFFICIAL news, but the band will be doing a cover coming up soon. On tour that is. Who knows, maybe it'll be good enough and we could lay it out in our next album. It's going to be a little bit different from our regular vocals. It's kind of my idea to be honest. I thought it would be fun for us to try something that's hot on the street and put our twist on it.

“i will certianly be listening everynight to hear, i can't wait. who is your favorite band on tour?”

Break the Ice. What kind of question is that? Of course it would be my own band. If I had to pick another one for sound alone I really like Tricking Fate. Their sound touches me in the nice way, ya'know?

“here is fan question. it is from melanie in switzerland. do you prefer boxers or briefs?”

Well, Melanie from Switzerland, salutations. To be honest I prefer nothing. More often than not I'm going commando or I'm wearing that combo of boxers and briefs. Do they have a name other than boxer-briefs? Hm. Yeah, either they have to really tight on my body or not there at all.

“very, very, interesting. lucas in florida asks, if you could have one superpower, what would it be?”

Invisibility. It could really come in handy during that once a month time when a certain someone's showering. Plus it would be so much easier to pull pranks on my band that way. Speaking of which, Mitch really needs socks guys. They disappear like crazy with me around. Look on the fan forum for the address to send them by the bagful. I'm sure he'll be delighted. -wink-

"that is all the time we have with nat, but let's all hope he doesn't get his invisabilty powers, or he'll be stealing cade from mitch. well, maybe not, they are the cutes couple, but he can try. "