now where's your picket fence, love, open

[nathaniel alden dewey]

KISSMYBASS
The truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying
When you see my face hope it gives you hell
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Who out there thinks that I,
Nathaniel Alden Dewey, am the
hottest thing on the planet? Or
at least hotter than Mitch the Bitch.
Stroke my ego.
you know you want to



template made by kelseaFACE
at CAUTION 2.0?. steal it and
your fingers will stick out of your
grave. totally pleasant, right?

[cameron abel clark]

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CAMERON ?!
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nadderz! hi buddy. you know, you are
looking fine today. ;]. just look at that
sexy six pack you've got. yeah baby.

[nathaniel alden dewey]

KISSMYBASS
The truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying
When you see my face hope it gives you hell
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CAMELOT!!!!
:3 hello sexy sir. you should count again
my eight pack is starting to form.
I'm like x-men level status right now.
you could cut ice on my mooscles

[cameron abel clark]

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well i want an eight pack.
cause i totally lost it. =/.
i swear i've gained more
weight here than at home.
we need to get my butt
back in shape. and pft.
who'd wanna cut ice on
those muscles you've got?
i sure would if you know what
i mean. -gigglefit-

[nathaniel alden dewey]

KISSMYBASS
The truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying
When you see my face hope it gives you hell
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but i like you with a
little bit of a booty on you. in fact....
i refuse to help you get rid of any of it
at all. I like love handles to grab onto
if you know what i'm saying -wink-

[cameron abel clark]

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well darn you. hey wait!
you aren't allowed to grab
those things sir! freakin
crazy person! xD. ily.

[nathaniel alden dewey]

KISSMYBASS
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And truth be told I'm lying
When you see my face hope it gives you hell
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hey i'm allowed to grab whatever
I want on your body. crazier person.
this includes manly bits if I so choose.
and ily2 but you need to make me some
pie. cherry pie. i'm hungry

[cameron abel clark]

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oh no! anything but my
manly bits! i need those
for the production of the
babies. xD. but i can't
bake a pie. and i'm hungry
too. =/. you make me a
pie!

[nathaniel alden dewey]

KISSMYBASS
The truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying
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well we're screwed because...
i don't know how to make a pie either.
i'll settle for you handing over any sweets
you have immediately. :-P
I won't take no for an answer. even
if it's your candy ass I demand payment

[cameron abel clark]

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no! these are my sweets!
and you are not having my
ass either. no chance in
disneyland pal. so you either
make me a pie or you don't
get any good sweets from me.
ha!

[nathaniel alden dewey]

KISSMYBASS
The truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying
When you see my face hope it gives you hell
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but dreams come true
in disneyland! anything's possible! :[ :[
how did this go from me demanding YOU
make me a pie to YOU telling ME to make
one? if i make you a pie what are these
'good sweets' i get? hmmm? the candy
or the ass?

[cameron abel clark]

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well we aren't in disney
now are we? didn't think
so. oh i don't know. i guess
i'm just good like that. and i
guess if you make a pie, i will
give you candy. or you know, you
can just go out and buy a pie and
tell me that you made it. =o. oh no!
i gave you an idea.

[nathaniel alden dewey]

KISSMYBASS
The truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying
When you see my face hope it gives you hell
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what if I didn't want
the candy? what if I wanted your ass :3

[cameron abel clark]

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well you won't get it
then. so it's either
the candy or nothing.
that's your choice.